Towards the end of the month, most of us only have one thing common on our minds, money, either the lack of it, or how to get some more. It is my hope and desire that the following short piece will “humour” you and relief some end month related financial stress.

The ultimate trick in order to overcome end month financial blues is not to think of the money as your money. It is owned by your Central Bank or the issuing authority, so don’t worry. What you spent was not yours.

If you hear them say that money talks do not worry, your money is still an infant learning to talk.

Being perennially broke will ensure that by the time you are old or retired; your children will have no motivation whatsoever to have you declared legally insane so that they can have control or total access of your property and estate.

Just imagine all those nagging family members and relatives enjoying your hard earned money after you are gone. Aren’t you glad you spent and enjoyed it all while alive!

Unless you buy something, you actually have enough money to last you the rest of your life.

When your money runs out and are broke, take comfort in that you are talking a universal language understood world over, maybe beyond.

Even if all the rich and wealthy people in the world were forced to divide up all their money among themselves only, there would still not be enough to go around.

If money did not actually bring you total happiness as you spent it, at least it you were not miserable while you had it.

The best way for your growing children to learn more regarding money than getting your lectures is simply for you not to have enough.

Any amount of money can buy happiness if you simply know where to go for shopping or not go.

Keeping money is like keeping manure. For it not to stink, it has to be spread around quickly.

Never get alarmed that all the money is gone. After all, it was meant to be spent otherwise they wouldn’t have created it in the first place.

So the paycheck is gone? There will be another one and another one.

Lastly, always remember that the most important thing in life is not money or about money but love.

Money cannot buy real love, PARTICULARLY GOD’S LOVE

Enjoy your pay day memories!!

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